But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
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