I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
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