your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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