should my penis look like a turkey
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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