But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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