I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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