Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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