I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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