I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
We just shotgunned beers for America
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
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