How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
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