Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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