so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Randomize
