Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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