I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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