Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
His nipple licking is glorious
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