I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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