Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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