So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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