Even the bartender felt bad for me
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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