Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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