i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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