We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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