You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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