He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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