even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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