I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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