do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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