We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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