pop tarts are not kleenex
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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