she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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