good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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