Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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