so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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