Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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