Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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