If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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