I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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