If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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