Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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