I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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