i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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