i permit you to call me
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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