Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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