That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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