I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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