So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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