David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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