I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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