he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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