one might say we're banned from that church
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Randomize