:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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