So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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