Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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