I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
