i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
Randomize
