Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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