I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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