i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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