is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
My vagina is officially offended.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
soo... how was my night?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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