brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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